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Hi! Welcome to the personal website of Malcolm, Earl Graytay. All the cool cats are making websites like it's 1995 again, so here I am.

I'm an author, an artist, and an autistic adult. I like 1970s-1990s kids' books, anime, video games and video game modding, The Sims 2 (2004), conlangs, dolls (especially ball-jointed dolls, Monster High, and vintage Barbie), and pretentious usernames.

What can you expect to find here?

Good question! I'm still figuring out what I'd want to put on a personal website as opposed to my tumblr/patreon, but there's probably going to be some writing, some conlanging, some video game essays and mods, and maybe links to stuff I've written elsenet.


What are you currently working on?

I've always got too many projects going on. If you want to know what I'm currently doing, my writing page is probably your best bet.


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